Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

The Most Useful Use of $300 Since That Hooker I Got

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What? The dude who made this spent a total of $300 to make it. Which means that he probably pirated a bunch of software. Which is cool so not cool. Watch this shit. It's entertaining. Plus you don't have to pay $300 to watch it. Some schmuck paid $300 to make it and then release it for free! BAH!



Honestly. If only I'd have been born into a somewhat well-to-do family.

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This is beyond awesome...

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If you don't get this then we're not friends anymore. Unless we weren't friends to begin with.

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Happy Thanksgiving from Tatooine

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This Is Not an Update

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This is a video.

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Darth Vader on the Subway

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This is why I take public transportation whenever possible.

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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

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According to this person.

Video is NSFW, unless you work at a swear-word factory. Then you'll probably get promoted.

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Never Go Full Retard

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So I've been on a big horror movie kick lately. Today I decided to peep Simon Says starring Crispin Glover, who you may remember as Marty McFly's dad in Back to the Future.



With acting like that, I've always felt sure Crispin would finally manage to hit his stride. Unfortunately, in 2006 he signed his death warrant by going full retard. Behold one of my favorite scenes in which Reggie B, the adorable finger-lickin' Bichon Frise pooch, gets literally squished beneath Crispin's mighty boot. 


I love movies like this...the ones that are so bad that you can't even be mad about it. Plus, seeing ol' Crispy Glove go full retard is a gift that just keeps on giving.

*SPOILER ALERT*
There is a scene in which the baby-voiced stoner character is sliding down a hill, narrowly dodging pick-axes smoking a fucking spliff.

God bless America.

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Pentagon Working on Zombies? Yup. Zombies.

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Okay. Not really zombies, but the next best thing.

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Iron Man 3

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I can't believe my eyes. This footage of Iron Man 3 just leaked to the internet and it is...well...you just have to see for yourself. Video after the jump.

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