So I just woke up to an unsettling thought...

A decade ago (give or take a few years), we had a President in office who made wry jokes, handled the ladies and played the goddamned saxophone for the whole fucking country. Now we have a President who belongs to the same party whose lasting cultural contributions will include being the first president to have a Blackberry and the first President to Give secondhand smoke damage to his kids.

Next election I'm not voting for the candidate I think will do the best job...I'm voting for the FUN candidate. Government-run healthcare? Pfft. Try Government-run Dave & Busters!