This Is Your Brain On...Your Brain
Today I will write about nothing.
Except that in so doing, I'm writing about something. Assuming that nothing is in fact something.
You can probably see why I contemplated not writing. Since I'm of no use to society on this day, I'll just waste all of our time and list some things that I'm currently digging.
- Baby Carrots (or really any food that is baby-sized, like baby corn? Fuck yes!)
- The debauchery of The Cabinet. Reminds me of my younger days.
- My new moonlighting gig. Not literally, you silly readers!
- The fact that YouTube recommended a video called "The Most Racist Commercials" for me to watch.
This just can't be real.
- Chicken quesadillas.
- Having absolutely no gumption to write anything substantial.
I'll leave you with this glimpse into what my life has been like the last six months.
I've got a few juicy posts in the works so stay tuned.
