People Still Think Radioactive Boom-Boom Will Make Your Brain Go Sploosh
First of all, how much do we love that title? Yes. We love it. Anyway, according to Popular Science, some blokes in San Francisco (or bears*, possibly) have decided that cell phone makers have to now provide hard-to-read graphs illustrating how much electromagnetic whatchamacallems enter your brain.
Badass futuristic eye-patch, or illustration of your brain melting? You decide!
Anyway, because I totally understand that image, I'm just glad I can finally have a reason to be glad that no one ever calls me. Except L.A. Fitness** They have really exciting deals if I rejoin now. Apparently. ***
*Sorry if you clicked the bears thing. I just couldn't resist the gay joke.
**And my mom.****
***Seriously, fuck you L.A. Fitness.
****And my grandma.